The Results are In! And Boy was it Close…

See what I did there? Hilarious. The polls are closed and the results are in. “Girl” won the popular vote by a very slim margin. Like ONE vote. But this time, the Electoral College (or “God”) was the deciding factor: It’s a boy! That’s what the piece of paper said, at least. Hopefully they’ve perfected […]

It’s Voting Season! And Your Vote Counts!

Here we are again. Another election year! There’s nothing I love more than a bunch of old, privileged white men arguing about who will do a better job of spending all the tax revenue from the middle class in between bites from their $1,000 per plate fundraising dinners. Except for maybe an ice pick lobotomy. […]